A happy non-denominational and politically correct holiday greeting

Please accept with no obligation, expressed or implied, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the inter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasions of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Earth great and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

a. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.

b. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.

c. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

d. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

So, enjoy your holidays... or not!


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1 comment:

Arc said...

I enjoy your holiday greeting without accepting nor denying any and/or all requirements or terms of agreement.

May you as well have a similar experience of festivity that you implied in your original designated post with all the further changes that it might or might not partake.

Yours truly (not really),
-Arc

P.S. Te-hee that was fun!